That's right. You may not give a rampaging shite, but NewPages is a pretty big deal and they like my horseshit even if you don't read it. Because, you see, my timeless story, "The Adventures of Root Beer Float Man" received a thumbs up from one Henry F. Tonn of the prestigious NewPages Web site. In case the link soon shits the bed, here's what Mr. Tonn wrote:
"I immensely enjoyed “The Adventures of Root Beer Float Man”
by Michael Frissore, a humorous tale about a man with super
powers such as being able to scream like a little girl, and who
is dedicated to solving crimes, if he can correctly identify
them. Frissore’s style comes through as the protagonist asks his
boss for time off to investigate a friend’s death: “‘Well, you
know, Sparky,’ he said. ‘You don't really work here anymore. I
fired you three weeks ago. You have no training in journalism
and you creep everyone in the office out.’” And so our hero
sallies off to right the world’s wrongs."
There you have it. I'm great!