Wednesday, December 5, 2012

From an old Beavis & Butthead-inspired poem

I was thinking of a poem I wrote in college that was heavily influenced by Beavis & Butthead. Here's the one passage I remember:

Damnit, damnit, son of a bitch,
Got a bad case of herpes and a weasel named Mitch;
Slap me in the head and kick me in the crotch,
and gimme some marshmallows, bee-otch!

I didn't say it was a great poem.

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