Saturday, April 14, 2012

A Twitter Love Poem


Oh, @julianahatfield,
you hath been my
Twitter crush since 1990.
Wherefore, will you not
reply whenst I court
you with witticisms.
Twitticisms, if you will.

Won't you?

For I hath penned thee poems
hath even met thou,
crumbling, swooning
at the sight.
Yet @ me you doth not.

If Dreyfuss and Stamos,
Steven Weber, Debbie Gibson,
Chyna Phillips
will all @ me,
wherefore not you, my love?

Oh, please, tell me wherefore!

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